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Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
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Jared Leto Special

A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
You wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he gave me a Jared Leto Special, totally love my new nails.
by Little Venice January 28, 2014
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The ol pedro special

Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.
I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again
by Tescodog August 22, 2019
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Liz Kenny Special

The act of flicking someone off but with your hand palm out.
She said what? Give her the Liz Kenny Special.
by Cocoa D. October 14, 2021
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Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.
That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.
by Shuaman July 31, 2019
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the c-span special

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.
Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."
by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019
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mcdonald's special sauce

It is a term for someone who is incredibly stupid and white trash.
Billy is McDonald's Special Sauce because all he does is dislocate his knees will running for tennis tryouts.
by justin highlandr September 4, 2014
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