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lawn monkey

An illegal immigrant, especially from Mexico, working as a gardener.
Hey bro, lookie that ratty-ass pickup fulla lawn monkeys.
by Wordgasm September 3, 2003
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curb monkeys

Groupies to the motorcycle world , these are the girls who line the curbs waiting for guys to take them for a ride.
The guy on the v-rod gets alot of booty from the curb monkeys.
by shawn December 31, 2003
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Monkey Music

A synonym for the "musical" genre Rap.

A statement made towards a very poor attempt at music, which targets black youth or black youth wanna-bes (wiggers).

Common words found within the lyrics are Nigga, fuck, bitches and hoes.
Common themes are a nigga or niggas, a bitch or hoe or bitches and hoes, drugs, money, rims and cars, fucking/sex/bonin', jewelery, hard times in tough neighborhoods, how "we've been opressed for years" and how "white boys is haterz", and more niggas.
POOR GRAMMAR IS ALSO A COMMON THEME. (i.e. "soulja boy" cannot finish his sentences let alone words in a particular song) It is also common to buy a CD and have half of it blank or bleeped out when they remove "dirty" or "innopropriate" words.

Most rappers have silly nicknames and rap about the same thing on each album they release, often ripping off classic songs by stealing beats, depriving youth with the "new" beat and rhyme from the old classic.

Most Monkey Music, rap, is based on these principles and has a lot of the same lyrical meaning from "Rapper" to "Rapper". Humans do not enjoy Monkey Music. Monkey Music also inspires strange dances like crumpin' it is often very difficult to tell if someone is suffering from a seisure or just crumpin' it up.
"NOW WHATCH ME YOU"

Tanner: ALAN TURN THAT MONKEY MUSIC SHIT OFF!!!

Alex: Grab his seisure medication, oh wait hes just dancing...
by B-HIND BLU EiZ July 17, 2009
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Steel Monkey

(Noun) A stagehand who climbs and builds high (steel) scaffolding for stadium size concerts and events.
Send a steel monkey up to push the inflatable pig out of the tower. (Pink Floyd Tour)
by Road Dawg September 24, 2006
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warez monkey

Someone who downloads pirated software, warez, in large quantities.
*downloads BitTorrent*
*pirates games*
by Vulture July 13, 2004
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monkey man

by lob February 24, 2005
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Douche Monkey

Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult
by Plead for Insanity June 12, 2004
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