mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.
You missed a mike schmool over there
by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011
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Mike Ropenis

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...
by yungthotslayer_29 September 08, 2019
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Mike Ags

When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone
Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again
by Krross July 05, 2021
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MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE
MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT
by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 11, 2021
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mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
by IHaveADickInUrMom January 31, 2016
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Mike Snyder

Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive
by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 09, 2022
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Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021
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