May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.

Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there

by Poophole454 May 9, 2021

May 8

On this day all of the best of the best people is born.

«Are u a ginger from norway and born on May 8?»
«Yes»
«Omg you are the best person in the world»
«Hihi i know»

by 15353627271727181 November 18, 2019

May 16th

National give chiara a blow job day!

Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

May 3rd

This is the day the most cool rice people are born. If you were born on this day then you are super smart, funny, kind, and a pretty fire trumpet player. You are a great listener and make everybody smile. Although, you should probably listen to your girlfriend when she tells you to not do parkour and spin scissors on your finger.

BillyBob: "Have you met Jack? Hes the most guccicalifragilistic guy EVER!"

Tommy: "Well hes born on May 3rd so..."

Billy Bob: "Oh, that makes sense."

by cool_rice December 13, 2019

May 7

RED'S BIRTHDAYYY

you may not know who red is but
wish him a happy birthday
he deserves it

Person 1: Hey Its May 7
Person 2: Yeah so?
Person 1: Its Red's birthday
Person 2: OH! really? I forgot,

by Pink,, May 7, 2020

May 16

National tell him you love him day

It’s May 16th, Go tell that one guy your thinking about that you love him.. why not?

by thatoneloser May 16, 2022

May 12

She HAS to listen to her boyfriend all day

Why is she doing what he wants ?
It's may 12 duh she has to listen on may 12

by Anonymous bish ari May 11, 2022