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Matthew stinkle

Hi my name is Matthew stinkle and I like aviation
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Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021
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Matthew Wickey

Matthew Wickey is a very nice person. Known to be tall and big. He has a great personality and a nice face. He is musically talented and a smart and witty man. He is fun to hang around but his awesomeness can get overwhelming. All in all he is a grate man.
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Matthew

Matthew is an amazing person who will stun you every chance he gets, he's usually gay or closeted, very rarely will Matthew have a full straight way of life. Overall Matthew will be the best lover you will find and do everything you can not to loose him. Matthew is going to make you feel so good both emotionally nd physically, he's a great friend and overall an amazing person
God I wish I was like Matthew he has such a perfect life and a perfect boyfriend
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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a terrorist who goes up to you and rapes you for no reason, he is very Gay and at the same time smart in Logic. If his smiling then your fine but if his smiling with an isis flag and a bomb vest then u better run for your life.
Tristan: Make sure to get a Bulletproof vest or a Bomb proof suit

Some Paki: Use Matthew for 9/11
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matthew rustad

man matthew your rilly cool
Matthew Rustad-the coolist man or yung man youl ever meat.
by wow thats nice October 17, 2019
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