May 12

Let me face plant into your tittys

Me-Hey can I stick my face in your boobs
You- tf no
Me-but it’s may 12th
You-oh ya

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

May 8

On this day all of the best of the best people is born.

«Are u a ginger from norway and born on May 8?»
«Yes»
«Omg you are the best person in the world»
«Hihi i know»

by 15353627271727181 November 18, 2019

May 22

The day you get to slap someone head and say, “I like ya cut g” the amount of times their age is.

It’s almost may 22, you know what that means!

by Smart Italian 302 October 16, 2020

May 16th

National give chiara a blow job day!

Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

May 9th

The best person is born! He/she is the most amazing friend to have they are handsome/gorgeous and they will do anything with you to have fun and be cute

Person 1: Friends?
Person 2: were you born on May 9th
Person 1: yea ofc

Person 2: perfect sure

by Bochl October 26, 2019

May 16

National tell him you love him day

It’s May 16th, Go tell that one guy your thinking about that you love him.. why not?

by thatoneloser May 16, 2022

May 12

She HAS to listen to her boyfriend all day

Why is she doing what he wants ?
It's may 12 duh she has to listen on may 12

by Anonymous bish ari May 11, 2022