Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.
by Petermavai November 24, 2021
The best smelling boy at Advanced Math and Science academy, he loves to use is yellow dream and spread it around the school.
by MATT LOVER (ABBY) June 01, 2023
"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"
by NatsuDK November 19, 2018
Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
by ummokaymatt May 25, 2018
by Grimeggs August 07, 2014
that "Matt Grace" is shit house at mountain biking
by mark luckic May 19, 2019
often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time
Also refer to the word Jim time
Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.
by cshmnymc January 15, 2011