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parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
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pack the lunch

Does she pack the lunch
by Dab Destroyer April 22, 2018
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toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.
Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018
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portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018
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get in my lunchbox

'get in my lunchbox' means someone is looking fine as fuck and that they should dm the sennder
instagram post comment: "daaaaaamn boy get in my lunchbox"
by omeganasty September 6, 2018
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Devil's Lunchbox

A Devil's Lunchbox is when a man has sex with a girl and her mom
I just had a Devil's Lunchbox with that t.h.o.t and milf!
by Quinnin November 13, 2018
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Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.
My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.
by Jackeylad November 15, 2018
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