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Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay
Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea
by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024
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Weed Farm

A Group created on Whatsapp exclusively for weed lovers for sharing their MaryJane's intoxicating experience.
by ViShaL SinGh May 4, 2015
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The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.
"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."
by Dr15$ November 12, 2023
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Bruh ma weed

You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.
Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed
by BruhMaWeed May 8, 2018
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Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.
by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022
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weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.
James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Weed

Weed is the reason to live

Get high and forget all your problems, nothing could be better than getting high Listening to some music and eating Oreos
I’m so baked right now

Where did you get weed man
Good question
by InvincibleTillProvenVincible September 4, 2022
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