Vitamin I

Ibuprofen, a non opiate, non steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug

After the surgery they gave me a prescription for Vitamin I, but it was for a higher dose than is available over the counter.

by The Return of Light Joker September 11, 2011

I Know

disbelief...... shock.... just like I know you didn't

I know that heffa did not just call me a ho!! Here Shaquan- hold my earring- I'ma tear that bitch up!!

by lady D April 24, 2005

i stan

i stan is used to describing how much you think someone is a skinny legend.

person on IG: omg i stan this skinny legend. ariana grande could never!!!!

by shookethes September 13, 2018

I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

I think I broke a hamstring...

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.

Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

IED Finder

An IED Finder is an 88M in the US Army. An 88M is the MOS 'Motor Transport Operator'. The IED Finder is a glorified truck driver in the US Army. Their name is derived from the fact that they are often blown up by IEDs in the war against terror. As such they receive a large enlistment bonus and are spoiled in their AIT resulting in lack of discipline. The IED Finder also tends to be the MOS that recruiters push people with low ASVAB scores or a GED towards.

31B: "Who is that private with a smashed ass beret looking down the barrel of his weapon?"
12B: "Beats me, looks like an IED Finder."

by ixi_wixi December 12, 2009

I-Slut

Someone who has to own every single apple product.
E.g: I pod,i mac,i phone, just coz theres a new one out not there old ones dont work.

"see that chick in the office, she fucken got every apple i product

each i pod, shuffle, nano, all that shit
Fucken i mac and shit she even got the new i phone 4g with a new cover each day

when there was nothing wrong with her old original one
What an I-SLUT!"

by KingKrnz88 November 19, 2010