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by Blackavar666 June 29, 2016

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Difficult to comprehend

Hard 2 blv stuff like that existed harder to believe would act

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

hard-man cut

A short haircut with a little bit more longer fringe which is put up with styling gel.
This look is sported by a man in order to show everyone that he is a hard man.
Unfortunately it makes him look gay.

J: New haircut?
P: Yeah, I got a lot of big meetings coming up. I wanted the hard-man look.
S: Isn't it a bit erm...
P: What?
J: Gay.
P: This is not a gay cut. This is a hard-man cut.

Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Inferno'

by pogopuschel July 11, 2010

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When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

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air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

by mike balzitch June 23, 2022

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020