happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

by woeiutgahsldg June 15, 2011

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As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 21, 2020

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The Happy Birthday Song

The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!

Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

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happy little clouds

Bob Ross was the happiest little cloud the world has ever seen. He beet the devil out of them haters and never made mistakes, only happy little accidents. Have a good day

Bob: Get you oderless paint thinner and then... Just beat the devil out of it (chuckles) and now we just paint some happy little clouds... Don't matter.... Dooon't matter

by It's a me, Marrrio March 29, 2017

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The Center of Our Happiness

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?

In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

by Monkey's Dad December 14, 2022

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