Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

Carroll Gardens

Neighborhood of Brooklyn on the other side of the Gowanus from Park Slope. Used to be mostly Italians but now it's just rich white hipsters in tiny million dollar apartments. There's a pizzeria on basically every block right along with a stupidly expensive coffee shop for all the hipsters. Home to Carroll Park where all the popular rich kids from Park Slope and the surrounding area do drugs.

Carroll Gardens is the most boring neighborhood ever unless you like $20 coffee or illegal drugs.

by the internet, personified May 19, 2024

Preppy Gerard Day

Preppy Gerard day is Preppy Gerards birthday on december 22!!

“What is Preppy Gerard Day?”
“Its preppy Gerards birthday!! happy birthday preppy gerard!”

by Preppygerardpooperr December 7, 2024

Olive Garden

A slang term for "excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

I thought I was just having a lazy Saturday, but after checking my screen time, I realized I hit the Olive Garden level today—12 hours scrolling through recipes and reviews!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Olive Garden customer

"Olive Garden customer" is a slang term for "a person who has excessive screen time every day". Used in a similar way to the term "iPad kid", this slang term is named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone.

Ever since he discovered that Olive Garden app, he's turned into quite the Olive Garden customer — more screen time there than anywhere else!

by Emotional Cruiser February 10, 2026

Dark Gardening

In reference used occasionally by night shift workers. Dark gardening refers to the first 4 hours of a shift where you are preparing, pruning, or switching appropriate staff members into positions to prepare for a smooth shift. This is a vital act usually performed by the “leader”/ “charge” of the evening shift, necessary to preform for a pleasant/ smooth shift.

This schedule needs some dark gardening, or it’s going to be rough one.

by SisterMatt- thy leader March 8, 2026