Goat

Something not to be played but simulated

Goat Simulator G.O.A.T Goat

by Borderlinegamesandshit March 31, 2017

Lil Goat

A person who has goat tendencies. Also they do goat things on a smaller scale

Being the best basketball player at your local rec center. Aye man you a Lil goat

by Robert Rivers April 21, 2017

Goat

A live mammal used as the latest currency of choice in Zimbabwe alongside the Bond Dollar, US Dollar, SA Rand, UK Pound, BW Pula and the rest.

N.B. Zimbabwe has no currency of its own.

"That suit will cost you 3 Goats and 2 Chicken sir" the salesman said as a matter of fact.

by gmembr April 24, 2017

GOAT

One Word... Brian Scalabrine

AKA Greatest of All Time

God dam.... Brian Scalabrine is the Goat.

If Peter Parker got bit by a spider, did Scalabrine get bitten by a Goat?

by ScalabrineDaGoat April 24, 2017

secret goat

The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.

Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.

Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.

Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!

by Dav Glen May 7, 2017

drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.

Oit Barry you great big goat fister.

by Wackojacko2219 September 8, 2017