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A German thing

A German thing is something that is complicated in a way that doesn't make sense. And When Germans start it explaining, you get lost because they are talking something in a way that they believe it's smart and clever you need just to think hard to grasp it but in reality they are just shitting around.

There are synonyms, too:
German thing = Beurocracy,
German thing = "Scientific" paper writing to get funds
German thing = online meetings, at least 5 meetings per day, when no one really knows why they do that
German thing = no one's responsibility

A German thing can be generalized and can be used to describe unclear/don't get your head around thing

Stay away from being caught in it, mate, pretty shitty thing!
- Azure AD Administrator <> Azure RBAC role, but you can manage both Azure roles and Azure AD roles through PIM.
- So PIM administrator can do everything, right?
- No, not by default, but it can be used to gain wide access, depending on how it's configured.
- How's that?
- They can elevate or assign users (including themselves) into high-level roles that could give access to everything, if not restricted.
- "if not restricted"?!
- ...
- So, that's a German thing.
- Yes!
by rok66 July 6, 2025
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Rauthen Germany

An German fascist totalitarian dictatorship made by Samuel Kohler, a man that killed started World War 5, and killed 583 million people. He also killed 200 million Jewish people and Christian people. Rauthen Germany's Allies were Mondarist Italy, Japanese Empire, Romania, Bulgaria, Sweden, and Finland.
Kid: Hey pawpaw, do you know what Rauthen Germany is?
Grandpa: ...
by tigersareawesome5 October 18, 2025
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ETA (German)

Boss: Cristof, When will you arrive at the meeting?! ETA (German)?

Cristof: Eat my dick, nerd!
by ETA (German) October 31, 2025
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Tools needed:
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?

Me: How did you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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Tools needed, a stitches, a blow torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again???

Me: How’d you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
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Visiting the Germans

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend
by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016
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Lady Gaga - Germanotta

Any fake celebrity who steals another artist's work, especially if the artist has a German name and has performed professionally since a teenager. Often resembles the actual artist and flies a Texas flag in the background of Super Bowl performances, because the actual artist who wrote every hit song was also born in Texas. Typically never acknowledges or pays original artist and psychopathically denies any plagiarism.
Oh no. He's not real. It's a Lady Gaga - Germanotta situation where he has three government ids with different names and claims he's from three different places on set.
by Not a German name August 22, 2017
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