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Fortnite 

The best type of chastity belt used by most mothers of autistic kids
Paul: Hey you know Johnny is 33 and still a virgin
Josh: He plays Fortnite
Paul: Makes sense.
Fortnite by n4n0b1t May 18, 2019

Fortnite 

A Game where 100 players are dropped on a map, pitted against each other to kill each. You pick up weapons scattered across the map to get to the top. A unique feature of this game, is building. This game also makes kids spend thousands of dollars for in-game currency without kids realizing it.
“Chris, do you want to play Fortnite after school?”
Fortnite by AlienWarForce May 21, 2019

Fortnite 

Hey did you play fortnite?

No i have braincells, also if you do we are no longer friends.
Fortnite by Pixelated64 May 23, 2019

Fortnite 

The game that broke the internet and everyone is playing, A shooter game.
That will make you alone cuz you care about fortnite much more than your life.
Girlfriend: wanna play something else than fortnite?
Boyfriend: naaah i guess i'll stick with fortnite
Fortnite by Ultracloud May 26, 2019

Fortnite 

Fortnite is a gay ass game only kids under 13 play it. other ones are retarded
Person1: He's fucking retarded motherfucker
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He plays fortnite
Person2: Oh, i didn't know he was retarded
Fortnite by Fuck fortnite May 27, 2019