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Chuck Fury

1. (verb) The act of throwing shade in a particularly heinous manner; usually done without passive-aggressive prestense in an outright aggressive communication style.

2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.

3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
Definitions One and Two

Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.

Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury

Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
by The Real Chub Daddy, Bitches! November 23, 2021
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Chuck Shaw

Chuck Shaw (pronounced Ceee-Shaw, sort of like a Seesaw, and not like Nigk, pronounced like nig, (pause) the "Ck"sound).

Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
How much wood, would a wood Chuck Shaw Chuck, if a Wood Chuck could Chuck wood? Chuck would Chuck, as much wood, as a wood Chuck could chuck would.

Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.

Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.

How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
by TheGreatRedJarens October 15, 2013
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chucking an 's'

When a show off chick who knows shes skinny, or has really hot lips or something, starts going 'OMG I am soooo fat,' -OR- 'I need to put more weight on.' or starts complaining about collegen injections and crap.
Sam: Jeez Liz, you make me seem so fat!!
Liz: Shes chucking an 's', YET AGAIN!!!
by aleces December 14, 2008
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Chuck Norris'd

when someone asks if something is something and the word sounds like Norris
you will then awnser back "it is Norris" then yell "YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D!"
Twat : sir, does that say nourished
You : no, it says Norris
Everybody including you : YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D
by Hazza_Slack January 23, 2015
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Josh Chucked

Getting Josh Chucked is the act of your electronic device(s) suddenly no longer being able to charge. This is most likely due to the pins in the port mysteriously getting bent with no explanation.
Leela's speaker is no longer able to charge because it got Josh Chucked.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe August 15, 2019
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chuck.

A type of chuck that is very serious and pays closer attention than average chucks usually do. It’s hard to tell the difference between a chuck and a chuck.
Adam: That chuck is like all the other chucks but I don’t understand the difference.

Steve: That’s not a chuck, that’s a chuck.
Adam: Ohhhh that makes sense!

Steve: Yeah a chuck. Is not a chuck but you could be one if you paid closer attention.
by Ethical Beast August 6, 2021
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Chuck Grasslighting

when Chuck Grassley lies, which is constantly
Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025
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