Monsieur Candy

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in the movie "Django".

She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsieur Candy

by Dshiznit93 July 15, 2022

candy wrapper

When you jerk off all over her as she sleeps. Then she wakes up and has to peel the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Having grown tired of her passing out early night after night, Kevin released a load onto Patricia so fierce she pulled the sheets off the bed on her way to the bathroom the next morning. "Fucking gross, Kevin," she muttered under her breath as she pissed, peeling off her candy wrapper.

by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

Candis

Similar to Joe, Candis is a phrase used in order to switch a person’s name to a vulgar phrase.

Bob: Candis really has a nice shirt.
Tyrone: Fool, who the hell is Candis?
Bob: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

Bob was then gangrapeed and killed by Tyrone’s hood.

by lord bobo July 29, 2020

Candy Blosssom

A virtual blue and pink tree with cotton candy on it found in grow a garden

I got a candy blosssom and you dont

by El Pseudonymio July 29, 2025

candy frogs

There frogs that are Candy wut else did you think like are u dum or wut

There delicious btw

Did you eat the candy frogs that I got for you

by I'm.gay June 24, 2021

Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc

Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!

by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018