Brandon

hokceydad

hey isnt that brandon

by hokceydad123 October 18, 2020

Brandon

little dick big tiddies nigga

damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho

by realivan May 3, 2021

Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce

dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi

by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024

Brandon L Richards

One bad mother fucker. Bad ass attitude always

I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!

by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.

Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.

by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is sexy

Brandon is sexy boi

by Secsygirl October 14, 2020

Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.

Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis

by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024