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book smurf

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.
That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.
by glugginton 3000 May 18, 2023
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open the books

American Mafia phrase that means when an LCN family opens up their rosters for recruitment, to bring in new made members.
Frankie, you've been on record for a while and you're a stand-up guy, so I'm gonna recommend you to the guy upstairs next time we open the books.
by Torelli_5150 May 20, 2023
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leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023
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Book scent

The addictive smell of books. Or in other words— how nerds, writers, readers get high.
P1: This book smells great
P2: You’ve said that through almost every book you’ve opened.
P1: thats book scent for you
by Michelle Lastor June 11, 2023
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