functional-beauty

Beauty derived from functionalism.

Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"
My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.

Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 09, 2018
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flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).
-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.
by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015
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Unrealistic beauty standards

Wow my modren met... Only one of those is unrealistic.
Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
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Joe Ram Beauty!

When a ping pong ball hits the edge of the table to win a point. Named after the moment when Joe Ram hit the edge of the table to win the 1971 World Table Tennis Championship after a 1 hour tie break. Coined by Johnny Leach who announced the match.
“- and he’s hit a JOE RAM BEAUTY! to end it!” -Johnny Leach
by William Biden July 23, 2021
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unexplainably beautiful

Her transitions from day to day from year to year are unexplainably beautiful.
by JJ23 March 16, 2024
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Beautiful Queen

Not to be confused with beauty queen, a beautiful queen is a woman that is either an active duty or veteran Marine. Most marry what females call a Genteel or Great White Buffalo. Together they make a very felicitous couple. They mainly origionate near or around the Midwest. Beautiful queens always look very pulchritudinous and are extremely bedable.
"My Tootsie Wootsie has many "pet names," but Beautiful Queen is her title."
by TamPatty8210 January 11, 2021
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Yol beauty

Similar to the saying "you beauty" but with the change from you to yol means that your dick is ten times bigger then anyone elses.
Matt - "Four Asahi's for $15!"

Trent - "Yol beauty!"
by Rig295 May 28, 2017
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