peeled asshole 

A person, usually a male, dressed in oscenely tight pants that doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks.

Hey! Those pants make you look like a peeled asshole!

peeled asshole by Bill Ski December 5, 2007

Shaved Asshole 

Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.

"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."

"What a shaved asshole."

Shaved Asshole by perfecto August 2, 2009

Narnia Asshole

The most magnificent and magical asshole.

I did her in the butt last night...that asshole was like a magical Narnia Asshole!

Narnia Asshole by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010

bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

bite my hairy asshole by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009

Go Bleach Your Asshole 

A wonderful comeback that is randomly applicable to many situations.

Jason: Hey Penelope, bread makes you fat.
Penelope: Eh, go bleach your asshole, John.

Go Bleach Your Asshole by Dick_Bitches November 4, 2013

cumdripping asshole 

N. Used to insult someone by referring them to the pov close-up of the aftermath of a hardcore anal porn where the man ejaculates in the woman's/man's rectum. When said it will usually leave the party at the receiving end of the insult stunned and speechless for undisclosed amounts of time. The most foul of all personal insults known to mankind.

Him: "You're such a bitch!"
Her: "And you're a cumdripping asshole! What's you're point?"

cumdripping asshole by Happy Ass July 11, 2006

semen puking asshole dickhead 

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

semen puking asshole dickhead by Big Bear July 15, 2003