Asian jacked

Your so high you feel Chinese from eyes being so low

Hey bro I’m so Asian jacked !

by Asian jacked April 10, 2019

Reverse Asian

A massage performed after ejaculation. Unlike a happy ending where the massage is performed first.

John received his first reverse Asian and now is free of pain.

by SoloDouche September 10, 2024

asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken August 20, 2015

Asian Martin

A boy, who likes nature, is beri tall, and sexy. And asian (in this case Korean). He likes to draw and has a perfect smile. An asian house martin is also a bird, a very cool bird.

look, a cute bird. no, the cutest bird, an Asian Martin
Look that weird asian shark loving very tall boi. Oh, hi, Martin!

by martinOS December 31, 2018

Asian bunny

cute asian chicks with a bunda

ayo that asian bunny is leng

by May 22, 2024

The Asian Flag

Something that is often worn on the jeans of math professors

Yo dude you should offer ur prof to put more The Asian Flags on his jeans to pass the class broskibro

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 03, 2017