illumi.apologist

A fruity individual on TikTok, he likes men.

Omg there’s super famous viral celebrity illumi.apologist!!!!!!

by Wowza.balls November 20, 2021

Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.

"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."

by Fookem August 10, 2021

Fucktard apocalypse

The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.

Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.

Dave: you seen Matt lately?

Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

dirty apolonia

when you're doing missionary, but you cum in his/her/them toes

Oh, i'm doing the dirty apolonia

by tytan1a0000001 September 7, 2021

Sergio Aponte

An assface if you ask me he likes your best friend and they cant see that their inlove lol.

Sergio Aponte is such a player

by utvfyebhwdjnqs September 8, 2021

overly-apologetic

a person who apologizes too much or a person who apologizes for things that don't need an apology

you need to stop being so overly-apologetic.

by TheApologeticHoser September 22, 2021

de Apotheek

Someone or something that makes you happy on a daily basis. Just having that person/thing in your life makes you happy. You think about this person/thing so much that you have to try and stop yourself to be able to focus on other things that require attention in your life. This person/thing is amazing, beautiful and knows how to bring a smile to your face on the darkest of days.

de Apotheek is the best in town!

by De Apotheek November 21, 2021