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anti-furry crusader

an anti-furry crusader is a type of anti-fury. see this type of anti-furry is one to pray to Deus.

they like to say things such as Deus vult (God wills).
are you a furry?

No, I am an anti-furry crusader.
by toppinghydra September 22, 2023
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Furry

Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to :

Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits

Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :

Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )

How to interact with a furry :

1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.

Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.

Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.

By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.

( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )

2. Run.

3. Celebrate.

Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.

Don't waste ammo!

How to prevent becoming a furry.

1. Having a family.

2. Be sane.

Source :

Having a functioning brain.

Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Person 1: ima pwoud fuwwy OwO is that youw cwute UwU bulgi-
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45

Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto

Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left

Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw

*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
by TheSovietComrade July 13, 2022
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furry spread

the sight of a hairy ass hole when you spread someone's butt cheeks
yeah i was going to give her a sneaky castro on her ass hole but i couldn't do it cause she had a furry spread
by furryspreader October 8, 2014
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Furry Pretzel

A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.
You can't have my furry pretzel!
by Bowler_000 October 23, 2011
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furry fandom

"ohh har har har im a part of the furry fandom!!"
"ha ha kys pls!"
by skibidicheekclapper February 29, 2024
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uncivilized furry

the furries that make furries look bad,you know them,those things, those furries that do THOSE things.
-you hear about what happened in that furry themed party?
-let me guess,an uncivilized furry or two messed up the host's bed?
-worse
by K.M.M.A April 16, 2023
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Furries

Tomorrow X Together (Korean: 투모로우바이투게더, Japanese: トゥモローバイトゥギャザー; Tomorrow By Together, stylized in all caps), commonly known as TXT (/ˈti -ˈɛks-ˈti / TEE-eks-tee), is a five-member South Korean boy band formed by Big Hit Music. The group consists of five members Soobin, Yeonjun, Beomgyu, Taehyun and HueningKai.
Sofia: Hey have you seen TXT’s new music video, cat and dog?

Jazmyn: You mean the furries?
by BeomgyuSUSImposter July 27, 2021
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