Child of the lord

A child of the lord is one who does not sin. (Or suck dick) This child has opened their heart to Jesus Christ to guide her through all the bullshit he put her throughin the first place.

SYNONYMS: child of god

Savannah

Child of jesus

This child of the lords name is savannah.

by Savannah aka c.o.t April 20, 2017

Child

Basically Tommyinnt

TOMMY WENT TO WAR WHEN HE WAS A CHILD

by Sunni09 November 28, 2021

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

Childe

The name you use to search at r34 websites and 1 typo is enough to put you in a watchlist.
ginger and a man.
I have him lvl 20 on my alt account

Childe stole my pity.
I crashed my school watchlist searching for tartaglia r34.

by WOWWWWEHGJKSLDA February 2, 2022

Chip Dipper Child

1. A kid who basically existed as “the household convenience tool” the one whose parents had them not out of love, but out of an unspoken desire for free labor, emotional support, errands, chores, and everything short of filing taxes.
2. Metaphorical Origin: The term comes from a baby’s soft spot on their head being used as a dip bowl to represent parents who use their kids for convenience.

“Bro I grew up a full-blown chip dipper child. I was doing dishes at five and raising my siblings at eight.”

by TraumaTortilla November 20, 2025

child

you son of a b tch you were once a child too 😡

This disgusting child should get cut up into pieces.
no you b tch to u were once a child

Nooooo

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 23, 2025

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023