blow this lollipop stand

Let's leave this place

This party sucks! This blow this lollipop stand.

by CaliGurl73 April 12, 2014

blow job high

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.

The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.

by outatym December 29, 2013

dirty blow whore

A female that will do just about anything to acquire cocaine. She usually doesn’t hold the best hygiene and her top priority is getting high on coke. She usually doesn’t hold a primary residence, she just goes party to party trying to get high. A standard deal is getting a BJ for a gram.

Dude 1: hey I noticed at that party u went in the downstairs bedroom with that dirty blow whore for a while.

Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy.

Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.

by Cheetoman69er December 30, 2017

Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements

I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies

by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019

Blowing up in the dryer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is really cool, impressive, or exciting.

Back in the 70s, that disco shit was blowing up in the dryer.

by pedrobueno November 19, 2012

Blow my beans

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.

"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"

by t_jiexi_ June 11, 2019

Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...

Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."

by Milly5 November 10, 2015