Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

gem stone name

Your gem stone name is the first 3 letters of your birth month, the second letter of your first name, the 3 first letters of your mother's name and lastly add the letters i t e to the end and thats your gem stone name

"Hey whats your gem stone name. Mine is Deceariite

by Gem stone name April 15, 2022

Obamas Last Name

Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name😐😐😐😐😐😐

Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama 😐😐
Chad: Nahh fam 😐 you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born 😐😐😐
Chad: 😭😭😭

by 😵‍💫ThatDizzyGuy😵‍💫 April 19, 2022

Taylor (last name)

Someone with the last name Taylor is an idiot.

Ugh, … Taylor (last name) never turned up, they are so stupid. Never trust a Taylor.

by NotCalledTaylor April 19, 2022

Obama's last name

Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.

Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 19, 2022

Any male name

A very nice guy apparently

“What happens if you search my name up on urban dictionary?”
“It’ll probably say your name is a nice dude, basically any male name on that site says that”

by TheEndDragon May 8, 2022

Mine-The name

a stupid thief who steal you property and bullies all her younger ones

mine-the name: *crying* that is mine
zayna: shutup its mine you fool

by smolbeans May 19, 2022