Hand cups

What some kids call hand cuffs.

How do you like my glowing hand cups?

by angiemama June 8, 2018

Blackface Hand

The act of painting Black on the "face" of a hand to mimic a person of African American origin(s).

This "act" is a form of Art..... and is covered under the Freedom of Speech premise....inalienable rights clause.... which means no authority figure or person(s) is allowed to prohibit it. Merica.....

#AlexisMason was the first person to ever use "Blackface Hand" on the Internet in September of 2022.

by #AlexisMason September 6, 2022

Curly hand

Where yer hand curls up from drinking and you are clumsy.

Boys all fuckered up,gots the curly hand.

by Randy goat fucker March 9, 2023

dinosaur hands

A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex

"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."

by TBAGGINSES March 9, 2016

Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.

My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.

by SPWhite June 9, 2019

Chalk Hands

A college professor who has never had a job. Someone who went to school to learn something then stayed in school to teach it.

Generally petty losers who think they're better than everyone despite the fact that they have never participated in society.

That chalk hands gives us 8 hours of work a week for a 101-level online speech class.

Fuck that guy
Yeah

by Radio DAWGZ December 18, 2022

Portnoy hands

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had Portnoy hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits

by tharulerr June 25, 2021