11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.

"Hurry up bro!"
"11 seconds!"

by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025

3/11 indian

The fucktarded Indian drivers you see as ubers and while your driving

Dave:The Uber I ordered was a 3/11 Indian, and he smelled like a cum dumpster

Tristan:those are the guys you see now adays. Every tim Hortons and pizza pizza you go to has 5/11 Indians.

by U$a1n b01t April 10, 2025

May 11

Slap any one with the letter S in there name or ask your crush out for Valentine’s Day

Ask your crush for a hug on may 11

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

October 11

National Send Nut Vids with Sound day. You have to send nut vids to anyone who likes them

Boy: Would you like a nut vid?
Girl: I’m not sure.
Boy: It’s October 11
Girl:Ok, sure!!

by Ben_Armato October 11, 2023

Ultimate 11

Crack that is at a satge of 10, but has then excceded to the level that is "ultimate 11"

Fro-shitcrack,
Your crack is ultimate 11,
"I like to run, and want to get massive" - ultimate 11

by Steven Greeny September 27, 2009

Windows 11

A computer that came out in 2022

Guy 1: Do you have Windows 11?
U: ITS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD!

by Whatthefudge253535353 May 8, 2022

December 11

Ignore your best friend day

Me:“Its December 11th" my best friend: “so..?”
Me:”...”

by anonymous December 11, 2020