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Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.
Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
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Shit Talk

something hyp likes doing on emerald
kys shit talk about being rich
by silver6996 October 18, 2017
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Well shit.

"Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023
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YouTube Shit

It's thought that a YouTube Shit has never been made because who would think of that?
by Echold2006 April 15, 2023
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Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".
by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024
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Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.
I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
by Professor B13 November 13, 2023
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