selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.

ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.

by Shumongous October 13, 2014

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Get the selling you shortmug.

Never Gonna Give You Up !

This Means : I love You i like you

Rick Astley ; Never Gonna Give you up !
Mom : THX !

by Ricardo Astley May 21, 2022

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Get the Never Gonna Give You Up !mug.

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

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Get the Merry Christmas but Fuck youmug.

You

A SON OF A BITCH AND A DANGER TO OUR FUCKING SOCIETY

Tom: " You know you’re a son of a bitch "
Dan: " Obviously. "

by 🦏 April 21, 2024

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Get the Youmug.

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.

Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)

by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023

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