Playing With Your Parrot

Oh! Jesus christ Tommy! Are you playing with your parrot in the middle of this party!?
by Citysteak01 December 22, 2022
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Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!
Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*
by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023
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Your Team

A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.
1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.

2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.

3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.

4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
by DoctorPresident February 13, 2020
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YOUR MIC IS BAD

its when you buy a budget mic and youR not happy about it
YOUR MIC IS BAD CUZ YOU SOOO POOR HHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIYYYAAAAAA STUPID BRAIN
by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023
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Changing your ringtone

Changing your ringtone.
Lacy to her tinder match “Sorry, I’m late. I was changing my ringtone.”
by nickynoname August 26, 2022
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Gnome your chums

Gnome your chums
Gnome your chums, lugger.
by Im_just_JK October 01, 2020
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When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 07, 2024
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