Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018

croaked dick

A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.

“Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”

by reqkarleyuiem June 11, 2018

Dick Stopper

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

by Dms79 December 14, 2017

The Spinning Dick Suck

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.

I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 15, 2017

Dick tit

Something 5 year olds call trolls

Xbox is a motherfucking dick tit. UNSUBSCRIBE TO XBOXADDICTIONS

by res B ect December 17, 2017

dick mama

someone who lovss dick and is pretty much a hoe, slut and slag. she's probably given uck too.

Martha : Haven't you heard, Chelsea is a dick mama now. She gave Darren uck !

Ian : I need a dick mama to suck me dry.

by therealurbandictonary December 19, 2017

phsycological dick

Similar to whisky dick, psychological dick is when a man is unable to get erect due to them having something specific on their mind.

"Man I was planning on jerking off then going taking a nap after but shit went down and I had some mad phsycological dick"

by Poonslayur April 21, 2018