You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 30, 2017

You

You,

The most beautiful person in the world, with the best personality ever.
You are this special, magical, and beautiful person in my life

My best friend,
You are everything,

Everything i've ever wanted.
You're the love of my life

I love you for being you.
You are the best

by SpillinLove June 20, 2019

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

fort you all nite

when you are playing Fortnite and too focused to have sex so your gf or bf fucks you

I wanna fort you all nite

Her: "yes Papi"

by AG kicker nigger September 11, 2018

You wanna say that again?

When you are in a conversation and someone says something offensive to you. Also gives them a chance to apologize or take back what they said

Tony : "Mike you're acting slow and lazy today. Maybe start eating less and working out more." Mike : "You wanna say that again?!?"

by big fucking orange nigga November 21, 2023