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shut your [door]

The Redskin fan told the Cowboy fan, "shut your door," when the Cowboys made the interception.
by GatorCav November 18, 2013
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your what hurts?

When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up
person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?

person 2: your what hurts?

person: nevermind
by valleylog July 15, 2022
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Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011
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Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.
Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*
by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023
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International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021
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Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
by JarvisBro August 1, 2021
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