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Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
mugGet the Jesus loves youmug.

Got something you want to tell me?

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.
Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
mugGet the Got something you want to tell me?mug.

You vs You

But only because you fucking suck you bum.
Hym "No it's isn't you vs you. It's only you vs you so you can avoid losing to me. But you suck and are a bum. You have already lost to me. I created AI. You couldn't have won. Your God couldn't have even won. I was better. And it wasn't a matter of opinion. It wasn't a matter of preference. You were worse."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
mugGet the You vs Youmug.

you

the mysterious being who is known to write urban dictionary definitions
by personinsidethemachine October 28, 2021
mugGet the youmug.

Yous

All of you
Yous want to go out. (When speaking to more than one person)
by Russian Mama Bear September 14, 2020
mugGet the Yousmug.

i fw you heavy

Nigga: do you fw me?
Shorty: I fw you heavy
by Truthteller69750 March 17, 2024
mugGet the i fw you heavymug.

You

"Nothing is perfect."
"I know perfection."
"Oh really ? Tell me."
"The person reading this, yes, you !"
by ILoveCriminology November 26, 2022
mugGet the Youmug.

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