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SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021
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Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb
I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant
by Avril1989 June 20, 2018
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Made the shit

Rosie made the shit = Good stay mad Norah
by RosieMkNodie April 24, 2021
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Chicken Shit

A nigger, whether it be a pure-skinned nigger or a mulatto.
"Look at those chicken shits killing and raping each other. They should be shipped back to Africa."
"Yeah no kidding."
by NS Ferret October 5, 2020
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elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.
To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."
by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016
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Shit Lips

something you call someone when they are being annoying
by trump is my daddy March 11, 2021
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Shit face

It’s when ur face looks like shit, smells like shit, therefore it’s shit
by Whyyyyyyyy September 13, 2021
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