Skip to main content

Shit

I am shit
by klokhuis March 10, 2022
mugGet the Shitmug.

Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John
by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022
mugGet the Shit the bedmug.

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS

It has been communicated from the parents truly enforced.
We are charmed to show you our

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022
mugGet the MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYSmug.

Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.
Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!
by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011
mugGet the Trojan shitmug.

shit

Something you cannot possess while living in the city of Detroit, Michigan.
Someone stole my fucking porch. I opened my door and fell. You can't have shit in Detroit.
by Charmille McButterbuns June 15, 2020
mugGet the shitmug.

other other shit

A crazy, unexpected, and/or unbelievable occurrence.

(Possibly stemming from the term “otherworldly.”)
“Bro! I kid you not, I just saw a Beagle longboarding all by itself!”

“Beagle? Like a dog?”

“Yeah.”

“Man, that’s some other other shit.”
by Tome of Yonder May 3, 2024
mugGet the other other shitmug.

Cupcake Shit

Refers to something that is extremely easy to understand or complete.
Man, Spanish is cupcake shit for me!
by Delfinite December 8, 2020
mugGet the Cupcake Shitmug.

Share this definition