National give your bf head day!

Give your boyfriend head on February fourth!

“So your giving me head today?” “Yes! It’s national give your bf head day!”

by GcgxfcjbEhjcgxd February 4, 2025

Hide your Dogs

Covering extremely large and perky boobies

Girl hide your dogs or I might bust!

by Bangmaster6969 February 4, 2025

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

by Zizix123 February 4, 2025

A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD

I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!

by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025