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National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021
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piece of shit

by yoongiswife September 3, 2019
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Shit

What are you searching for? This is literally just a shit. Search something that is important get out.

So you choose to stay here and keep reading? I don't know what's wrong with you, you're wasting your time, Search SOMEETHING!!!

Really? So you're still reading this? Are you wasting your time on purpose? Go to a therapist and get some help, what are you still doing here?

Shit
Use your hands to wipe your shit
by LIl Ice Cracker January 2, 2023
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Shit without the H

The act of sitting down, but NOT on a toilet to release the bowels. If you shit without the H, it could be anywhere you’d like but without the act if shitting
by TheRealZackDean August 18, 2023
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Hoe shit

Being extra thirsty and disregarding most anyones feelings as long as that hoe gets hers..

Like for instance - If your girl pick a fight to do the most “hoe shit” and then blames you for making her act like a hoe.

Say two Hoes get together with two drug dealers in there hotel. And sneak in the bathroom and take selfies with let’s just say a desert eagle in their mouths when they got boyfriends. That would be Hoe shit…
I’m sick of these dumb ass bitches doing Hoe shit.. they gonna find out today that shit don’t go round hurrr.
by IB6UB9rawD January 13, 2023
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Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.
Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.
by AusTetris August 9, 2021
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