Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022
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tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.
Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard
by @l3xig May 03, 2022
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Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap
Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer
by Thethruth13 October 23, 2023
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Dippy Shit

It's a dipshit who eats shit by accident because there stupid.
I am a Dippy Shit because I ate shit that I thought was chocolate.
by Vgyhycsgnuacyfauaufayuhsyfc fu September 30, 2020
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shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time
Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!
by Poonnuggetz January 07, 2016
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As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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