A bitch nugget is someone who has a giant zit on their face and hates cats or dogs and is usually an East Asian man. It comes from the word bitch meaning gross and nugget meaning sliced fried potatoes peices, which can also look like a zit on an east asian person. The dog part comes from how both cats and dogs love eating nuggets.
"Oh my god John I just shit my pants."
"Will it work?"
"Expecting yet!"
"He is a bitch nugget!" *Points to Harold's Shoes*
"Will it work?"
"Expecting yet!"
"He is a bitch nugget!" *Points to Harold's Shoes*
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by Rheabirdshavetakenover May 7, 2023

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
by Millsygirl May 6, 2023

If you gave away the secret, the only women you'll get are the worst ones, snitches get only bitches.
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