Cat shit

When a girl is leaving and or leaves stuff behind her to pick up.

Listen…can’t talk to you now cuz “ I’m picking up cat shit!”

by MissBjBliss October 12, 2025

Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

shit

the smell of this nigga's breath whos next to me.!!!!!

ya breath smell like shit my nigga next to me!!!!

by Bruh-Callmebaba January 3, 2019

Shit

The giant brown thing sitting in your pants right now

"bro, I just took a shit"
"pretty cool dude, can I eat it?"

by Lo-Sir May 3, 2023

Shit Fucked

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.

That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.

by Jeffery Edward Epstein May 8, 2022

Cum shits

When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!

by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022

Regular pool shit

When someone fingers you in the pool.

What happened last night? You know, just some regular pool shit. You’re very tight, btw.

by Mander$ November 30, 2019