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A mental, physical, biological absolute ɛɛɔⲭ̀ɔ lethal torture chamber where you only get severely tortured, tormentified, punished, perished, etc.
you wake up at 6AM - 8AM and cant even fucking make a 10+ min extra nap because you get to earth extinction called school and get punished and tortured mentally and physically, you only get physically suspendly abused every fucking morning every fucking minute and where you just always FUCKING get punished, abused, assassinated by a this fucking hellhole with a satanic fucking serial demon who always torture poor childs and kids and over a million kids are disliking this gore torture chamber with alot of blood and organs being physically murdered and you go to this fucking hellhole every fucking day until second decade pass with being your health permanently decreased every fucking day and get grounded from your parents because of this satanic plan from teachers trying to make all kids die from uncanniness by every week having a exam and you get under A sometimes and get permanently wounded.
Bullies: you will go to school.
me: oh god im dead
by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022
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School

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1 :Hey bro, how would you define school?
2: help me, I am being imprisoned in my uncles basement where he constantly r@pes me and tortures me. Call for help.
1: L bozo
by Mr. McNugget March 28, 2022
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middle school

since i don't see any updated defs of this word bc they're all from like 2009, here is the updated def:

nothing has changed it's still literal hell. its beyond hell. its...every single pet peeve, bad thing, or just negative stuff that's happened to you.
people say high school sucks. but in high school, everyone knows what they want. middle school you're stuck between adulthood, and childhood. you're torn, and some choose the first, while others, the latter.

what's diff tho is that girls aren't throwing themselves at guys. guys typically aren't AS dirty. less drugs(most of the times). no smoking. no alcohol use(most of the times). basically, a watered down version of what kids went through in the 2000s.

middle school sucks, don't let anyone tell you different.
innocent 5th grader: i'm ready for middle school
8th grader: bitch you're not even ready for the fucked up shit that goes on in that hellhole.
by your_local_bxtch August 22, 2021
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school

a place that ruins self esteem, confidence, and mental health
she cried everyday because of school
by 🎈💗 November 21, 2022
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telopea park school

a school full of dumbasses in which saying one word will get you bashed. student services doesn't do shit in that school, they sit around on there asses hanging LGBT flags in every corner of the hallways. most teachers are above the age of 60 and on the verge of death, students think they're cool for wearing Nike tn's and acting like eshays. the bathrooms smell like vapes and weed
telopean 1: you hear about that school near manuka, telopea park school?
telopean 2: yeah I went there. it's shit
by barkbark123_4 September 11, 2023
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warren junior high school

a school that everybody who doesn’t go there wants to go there, and everybody who goes there wants to transfer. everyone there is fake and everyone hates each other. nobody knows how to be nice and they like to make each other’s lives a living hell day after day. some of the teachers can be pretty cool while others can be bad. if you want to go here, choose wisely.
Boy #1: i want to go to warren junior high school so bad
Boy #2: believe me, you don’t.
by dogg May 23, 2018
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Glenbrook Middle School

A fucking shitty prison, located in New Westminster, British Columbia.
The Google Maps page for the school was once hacked and renamed to 'Education factory (we have a microwave)', which was interesting.
The school is well known for students that write the F slur on random stuff.
Mom, I don't want to go to Glenbrook Middle School! The people on Urban Dictionary say it's a 'fucking shitty prison'!
by GlenbrookMiddleSchool May 11, 2022
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