Bitches

What people like you have none of

Wow that guy has no Bitches, what a loser!

by Apandathatgetsbitches May 14, 2022

bitch

a noun to describe a man who...if a woman--would be so stupid he (hee-hee-hee) would forget to ask to be paid.

(The end: Finis (My next book...as I have many yet to be written and, until I am rescued from Hell (A RATHER WARM PLACE) do not be fooled by those fine attempts for what would result in a very, vary bad and boring eternity being quickly composed and published by 'demme othah geuys'. They do not have an end game.

Look all you 'bitches'--I doesn't really give a mu-fing how many degrees you may have quacking around your freaking heads cuz you be the bitches now and you be some really bad bitches!

by MonkeySees July 29, 2022

committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.

"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."

by Izulkara March 14, 2021

Splenda Bitch

Someone who is so fake to the point where you don't even know what they're trying to be.

Girl 1: Oh my God, is that Becca?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah, she's such a splenda bitch.
Girl 1: Agreed!

by professional hoe December 4, 2015

Bitch

This nigga a bitch fr

That nigga Doug Ford a Bitch for not giving us time off on the 19th

by broskize September 13, 2022

bitch

The most versatile and useful word one can know. Some regard it as disrespectful, but the word, as stated before, has several meanings.

Excitement: BITCH YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Anger: Bitch I know you did not just say that
Surprise: BITCH WHAT
Jealousy: biiitch
Spilling tea: BIIIIIIIIITCH
Saying hi: Bitchhhh
Reaction to bsf getting back with their ex: BITCH NAH
And many more

by I was never here. Or was I? October 27, 2021

Stupid Bitch Baby

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.

Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?

Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"

Dale: oof. That sucks

Eli: what about yours?

Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny

Eli: jeez

by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021