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Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
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Small Dick Syndrome

The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome
by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021
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Dick Clip

A clip for a gun that is a “dick” because it’s long and sticks out
Keep the glock wit a dick clip
by ohka October 16, 2020
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American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.
Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all
by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022
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Dover dick devourer

When your girl sneezes and snaps your dick during sex then bites it off and makes you watch her chew it whilst playing careless whisper by george micheal
Man you know jerry he got hit with that Dover dick devourer "damn L"
by Ziyech April 26, 2023
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Dick

Long thing used in pornography something I did last night with ur women
My Dick Is Longer Than Urs. No Ask Your Women
by Hshshshsnsis November 2, 2021
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Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
by eflexalot January 4, 2020
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