No-I-fucking-dear

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

You fucked up

You rejected my definition. Time to light your dick on fire.

Oh you fucked up. You're utterly fucked.

by Me will make t bad be die May 31, 2020

hide and go fuck yourself

A game that you tell a annoying or smarty pants to play

when tom made bob mad he said "hey why don't you play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself"

by schreck34 June 27, 2007

Fifty Shades of Fucked Up

When you see something strange as fuck

Last night I saw my neighbor naked and it was fifty shades of fucked up

by starknakedbitch December 2, 2016

i could give a fuck

Sarcastic way of saying "i couldn't give a fuck" that actually means "i don't care" or "i couldn't care less"

Freind: "OMG, did you hear what Taylor said about Kanye?"
Me : " Yeah, i could give a fuck"

by Achour7x September 7, 2016

fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

by SusanCole December 1, 2013

I'm so fucking bored!

I did this because i'm so fucking bored!

E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!

by TMOB2 June 15, 2019