Shit Rattled

To be drunk beyond one's conscious mind.

Holy fuck, am I ever shit rattled.

by hammertime15 May 2, 2010

Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.

Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill

by azelyn cooter head April 11, 2023

WWE Shits

When you love WWE so much that you’ll listen to the entrance music of different wrestlers while taking a shit. Sometimes it’s just used to emphasise a rather big shit too.

Dude, I’m not using that bathroom after Billy. He has definitely been in there taking a WWE shits.

by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020