national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 30, 2023

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your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 21, 2009

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Roast your parents month

Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible

Its finally roast your parents month!

by Mistaken Mystery November 05, 2020

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zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

be quiet

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

by xdr5t3evq3q December 04, 2023

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Find Your Rondon

When you gamble with your Fantasy Premier League transfer and it pays off. Originated when Sam Stockman picked Solomon Rondon, who went on to score a hat-trick.

FPL Player 1: “I can’t believe he scored a hat-trick”
FPL Player 2: “Find Your Rondon”

by SlamSockman May 12, 2022

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